By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14

This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.

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Alihb 16

This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.

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Yolandababy2 14

Thank god cameras where invented. Stick his ass where it hurts. Press charges against him and make himself wish he was paralyzed from the waist down.

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Collegegurl 12

They might as well have the same amount of scooters as baskets, i see it all of the time

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911_Guy 5

47 'should have' paid more attention in grade four English.

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locustbb 9

Sounds like he got a couple legs on you. I hope you got him back.

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AllieCat21 21

Where does it say anything about being fat in the FML?

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Blazinthatshit 9

I clicked FYL the moment I read "I was at Walmart".

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