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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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By skidmark - 08/12/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

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By Elrond Hubbard - 24/01/2015 19:25 - United States

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

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Charming

By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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Stuck

By Tabeling101 - 12/12/2016 01:51

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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Trash

By Gina - 24/07/2023 15:00

Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML

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Chase scene

By meantowheels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

Monday 22 July 2013 23:13

This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.

Alihb 16

Monday 22 July 2013 23:14

This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.

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Yolandababy2 14

Tuesday 23 July 2013 4:42

Thank god cameras where invented. Stick his ass where it hurts. Press charges against him and make himself wish he was paralyzed from the waist down.

Collegegurl 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 4:59

They might as well have the same amount of scooters as baskets, i see it all of the time

andyxagony 6

Tuesday 23 July 2013 5:13

Oh Walmart...

911_Guy 5

Tuesday 23 July 2013 5:24

47 'should have' paid more attention in grade four English.

locustbb 9

Tuesday 23 July 2013 5:28

Sounds like he got a couple legs on you. I hope you got him back.

Cyker 6

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:03

i hate fat people at wal mart

AllieCat21 21

Tuesday 23 July 2013 9:54

Where does it say anything about being fat in the FML?

aeonsoul 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:25

Should have pushed the punk back

Jake_the_Giraffe 7

Tuesday 23 July 2013 7:18

Good ol' Wal-Mart

Blazinthatshit 9

Tuesday 23 July 2013 7:47

I clicked FYL the moment I read "I was at Walmart".

CorpsmanUp88 21

Tuesday 23 July 2013 7:50

good ol muricans

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