Miscellaneous: Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down...

By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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cgart96 15

Tuesday 25 March 2014 14:26

You didn't say anything back, did you?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 25 March 2014 14:29

A real man can appreciate good flatulence. Especially from a woman.

Comments

scottyspot 11

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:22

You should have thanked him and acted like nothing was amiss.

katiegurl19512 10

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:29

so I'm not the only one that's done that? phew!

thisisg 9

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:29

you wouldn't get that in a woman's rest room lol

DeeDeeJay 15

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:31

I wonder if you made it out of the bathroom without anyone catching you...

Fuhkyoo 17

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:34

did you not see the wall full of urinals on the way in?

kieralumina 30

Tuesday 25 March 2014 16:43

when you really have to go, especially during long car rides, you use whatever toilet is useable. the last thing on your mind is whether a stickfigure is wearing a skirt or not.

GuiLD15 7

Tuesday 25 March 2014 21:20

#41 no. that's not it.

energizerbunny23 18

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:40

Well done

shredder8838 10

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:57

You should've spoken in your most seductive voice to freak him out ;D

famvd 15

Tuesday 25 March 2014 15:58

Well hey, if you had farted in the women's restroom, you would have probably gotten whispers of "ew, that girl is gross" kind of thing. Guys appreciate flatulence. So I guess it's kind of a compliment.