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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Squits

By fishtities - 07/04/2016 04:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML

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Jeremy?

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Am I a ghost to you?

By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:15

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

Trym 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:16

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:41

There wasn't one roll at all? Not even in the other restroom? Your at work alone does it matter....

eternal_malaise 10

Wednesday 1 January 2014 2:43

No company letterhead available? What about tissues or napkins?

cowgirlonacid 4

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:04

"I don't have a square to spare!"

Nohman 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:32

Do you work at City Wok?

Acers1 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:21

why didnt you go into the storw to use the bathroom?

grgnyce 8

Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:41

Bushes and leaves dude...bushes and leaves !!!

Hiphuray4peas 27

Wednesday 1 January 2014 6:17

This FML is the shit. Glad it wasn't me!

awilliams44 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 7:24

as long as u got everything worked out who cares? you should have called someone and asked them to bring u toilet paper.

lexisayshi 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 7:25

Why not just go to the bathroom in the store or in a Mc'donalds those thing are everywhere! Who gives a damn about other people and their shit!

loooloool 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 7:47

Use a sock next time

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