Work: Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason,...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Squits

By fishtities - 07/04/2016 04:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML

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Jeremy?

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Am I a ghost to you?

By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:15

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

Trym 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:16

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

Comments

JMichael 25

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:31

We've all been there OP. Well I haven't. So I guess not all of us.

pwnman 33

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:35

Sounds like he's divorced.

kc_bbg15 14

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:51

That made no sense at all

skittyskatbrat 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:39

In such a situation...you take off your underwear and wipe with it. You can go without it; it's not fun nor sanitary, but it beats the heck out of having crap on your legs and having the store clerk possibly cleaning up some very foul drips! And if you have to, you sacrifice socks, too. Even strips of printing paper would have helped. Sucks to be you, it's a total FML, but when you look at a possible worst-case scenario (crapping in public with a mess for others to clean up...) you sacrifice the undies ;)

EmpireCityRay 13

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:39

You deserved it! Next time go to a big store (Target, Wal-Mart) and buy a 20 pack or more and keep it in the bathroom. Now some poor store staff has to deal with your lingering dookie stench :P lol

dachayke 16

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:00

So you're telling me that you've never run out of toilet paper before?

EmpireCityRay 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:45

Once! But I was smart enough to grab tissue I had in my pocket I carried to clean my nose. It's a store, they or their boss should have bought a bulk amount for this same reason (in an emergency) He can blame himself and his colleague for not checking for sufficient tp prior to opening the store. BTW thanks for trolling at every post I write *sarcasm*

cowgirlonacid 4

Wednesday 1 January 2014 2:54

18- Just cause you can by tp in bulk does not make it an endless supply.

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:48

You realized before you crapped there was no tissue? On the way to buy some there arose an issue? At least there's no one there at work who can dismiss you.