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By apaterra - 04/11/2015 17:30 - United States

Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By CathyM - 27/09/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2015 1:28

I have to wonder what kind of idiot reaches into a public urinal to extract some spare change but that's just me.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

Note to self: library urinals are NOT wishing wells.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:04

Urnials are quite clean...

Shadowpartner 11

Friday 6 November 2015 0:09

Ahh but you see, we're talking about urinals here....

WinterChild 20

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:46

Please tell me you dropped them and washed your hands. My inner germaphobe is cringing.

GAeroNKissR 26

Thursday 5 November 2015 4:58

troll FTW

allforfun 23

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:29

He's lying. No rational human would touch it let alone carry it around until they got to you. And if they did, they'd have washed it to the point you don't need to worry about it. Relax, it was a prank.

bigdaddyeric 35

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:42

Gfftkjjgffhfff

bigdaddyeric 35

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:41

Piss is the most sterile of the human body fluids so calm the hell down and look at it as a bonus for this week, you probably make minimum wage....

Hildy93 21

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:54

Probably would have thrown it in his face if it were me

teacupofsunshine 29

Thursday 5 November 2015 6:06

I hope you washed your hands and thought about sanitizing the change before going any further..it's probs sitting in my wallet isint it?! Nothing dirtier thn money.

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 7:56

He's probably just ******* with you. At least I hope so...

interesting33 36

Thursday 5 November 2015 9:47

Stick the coins in sanitiser before they infect the other coins they touch and it all becomes #a giant coin plague! I mean we'd all have to go back to trading goods for goods - can you imagine that? Or we'd make up another currency like leaves and keep them in our jogging trousers and wander around pre-historic Earth with Arthur Dent...