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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Top comments

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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mattorama 15

I don't quite get how being a thief deserves an "FML." You stole. You got caught.

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Kiksters 0

******* thief, if you lost your phone you'd want someone to turn it in wouldn't you?? Just remember that karma is a bitch!!

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chels1994 11

thats what you get for being a greedy bastard. the only thing that would have made this better would be if she smacked ya a good one on the face.

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MissLyonsBaby 4

Hope you get fired. You deserve nothing less

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Magicpinkdrink 5

I hope she both got you fired and pressed charges. I had my iPhone fall out of my pocket in a fitting room in Aeropostale last Christmas and thanks to the honest employee that found it, I got it back. Not everyone is scum like you OP...maybe you will learn something from this

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technicolourain1 0

How would you like it if someone stole your iPhone? Dick.

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malnourished_pig 5

Well he doesn't know, the lady took it back XD

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SVZ 0

I HATE thieves. You flipping deserved it, idiot.

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