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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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mustardcat 1

I would slaughter u in public of u did that to me

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

An infinite amount of monkeys clicking YDI an infinite amount of times can't begin to describe how much you ******* deserve this. Do society a favor and jump off a bridge so we haven't your scumbag DNA in our gene pool.

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sdtvfreak 0

That's what you get asshole.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

I hope she filed charges against you, OP. You deserve jail time. >:(

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Alymc13 0

I hope u got fired. I hate people like u.

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Tiffrosef90 2

Wow... I really hope you got fired. And I hope she kicked your ass.

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mockingjay_fml 0

Why would you keep it .. You couldn't even use it anyways .. What were you going to do? Text the people on her contact list? And who would've payed the bills anyways? She obviously wouldn't continue paying her phone after a while if she lost it ....

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