Kids: Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen...

By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By Lauren Smith - 17/10/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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LemonadePink 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:20

Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.

xxorganizedmess 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:11

WHO CARES?

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ragsy 7

Tuesday 3 November 2009 10:12

Babysit for him again and torture him.

Ninja_Style 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:46

Not an FML! It should be damn I'm a lazy POS!!! For letting my body get this way and be a fattty fat fat fat. Your y America is the laughing stock of all other countrys. So leave mcdonalds alone and watch what you eat and soon you will see your feet! Oohh skeet skeet .lol real loud at u

Bibbz55 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:43

ouch

LollyPop1 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 15:59

Wow.... da's echt stom.... Maar misschien ligt het niet aan jou he, en wou dat kind gewoon ehmm, stom doen ofzo, kweeni..

iamspartacus2 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:10

Well **** me sideways! I lived in Belgium once too. But **** #67 too, because he's calling Americans fat, but this is from Belgium. And anyone who says YDI for being fat is a Nazi and a douche, probably every bit as fat as the OP too.

dol567 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:48

Can everyone stop picking on Americans? Not to do the same to others, but I know that Beitain for one is getting heavier with the recession, and when I went to Europe last summer, most of the overweight people I saw were NOT American tourists.