By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
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LemonadePink 0

Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.

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KateeJo 0

Isn't he precious? [:

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noshitsherlock 0

What a little shit. You should bitch out the mom for raising such an unruly monster.

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sillyzombiekid 0

how did you punish him? so,maybe to him,it could've been mean?

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scateice 0

The OP didn't say how she punished him. For all we know, she could've nearly suffocated the kid by sitting on him...... or she did the Michael JAckson o:

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perdix 29

We're supposed to be jolly, not nice. And we get really pissed off when we see food get thrown or otherwise wasted.

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Skull_300 0

I hooked up with a fat chick. Turns out that with all that working out she did with her mouth in the kitchen, it paid off when she gave oral!!! Yeeeaaaaahhhh!

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soccer_gal6 0

OMG - You guys suck. The point of this fml is that she is in charge of a little shit who insulted her. I babysat kids who would call the parents saying I hit them just because the didn't want to go to bed...some kids are terrible and that is NOT the fault of the sitter. You go girl - being fat does not mean you are a bad person. And, I am not fat, just an FYI.

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MuffinJizz 0

Should of pure eaten the little cow. : D

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Armin_fml 0

omg, the fat people migrated! D: now they have complete control of the USA they started migrating to Europe oj ofc, I'm happy a fellow Belgian has an FML to post :D

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Person1233 12

I dont understand how everyone can say the USA is so fat.. I barely see any fat people where I live except for the convenient store porkers. Maybe NJ is just a skinnier state.

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spiderman0606 0

Have you ever been to Texas? West Virginia? Mississippi? Alabama? Los Angeles? South Carolina? Indiana? Tennessee? Alaska? Then you will understand...

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The_Uncouth 0

your right, those are mainly the fat states, they should break off and form a new country... they could call it.... Lardonia! lol not many fatties in chicago tho

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the_stereotype 0

yeah, not to stereotype, but i was driving along the east coast. when we went north, the people started getting skinnier and the portions started getting smaller. when we drove south, the people started getting larger and the portions nearly doubled in size. i mean, that's why you never see a cracker barrel in new jersey or new york.

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Armin_fml 0

seems like nobody noticed the 'oj' in my statement O_o oh well :)

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halleyroosan 8

#45 If South Carolina turns into Lardonia, will someone please come help remove me? Nobody here turns fat until about 30. The high school girls look anorexic!

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