Kids: Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the...

By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By loueb17 - 15/02/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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By never again! - 22/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By Lauren Smith - 17/10/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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Denikk 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 12:12

What a little bitch... I hate spoiled kids... -.-

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 12:17

What an emergency.

Comments

musicluvr2000 11

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:20

Call the cops on him

brandon3747 16

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:48

i feel very bad for you. Because you probably were so embarrassed :( Good thing you tried to get him to eat his vegetables :)

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:20

Lol have a laugh, once things are worked out it's the kid that's in trouble, the police will get pissed at him then you can a) take away the damn phone and b) stick him in his room with out toys for either the rest of the night or a half hour as a time out And make sure he gets no dessert

ifeelya 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:32

hahahahahahahahaha!

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Monday 27 February 2012 2:47

kids, you gotta love them

zafire93 0

Monday 27 February 2012 3:29

that's we call a brat right there.

Honda288 2

Monday 27 February 2012 4:43

Give the little bastard a legit reason to call 911. Go bananas on him.

Bellaboo62 0

Monday 27 February 2012 6:22

damn shit number 61

melrose90210 10

Monday 27 February 2012 6:24

I would love to be the cop on that call haha

Aliluv141 3

Monday 27 February 2012 6:49

Ah, bratty children. I hate babysitting them. Next time say that the veggie police are not going to arrest me but come and get you! And then if he doesn't listen give him junk food and complain to parents.