Intimacy: Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little...

By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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You what now?

By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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preetyprincess 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:27

awkward...

bt2breakskn 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:30

his dad taught him well lol jk

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smump 0

Friday 27 April 2012 16:41

It starts that young.

TGuzzy610 4

Monday 30 April 2012 21:12

smart kid

Termanator141 12

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:00

i have completly lost all faith in the next generation

sc1992 2

Monday 4 February 2013 6:21

If he's old enough to be talking, he's old enough to not be breast-feeding. Weirdo, ydi.

crispy76 10

Saturday 11 May 2013 1:45

Eager to start

djbeach99 2

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:51

Okay who (guys) haven't thought of those kinds of things when you were younger??

AZ_Hockey_Dude 20

Wednesday 8 October 2014 23:29

Raised right

brookb73 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 2:18

I wouldn't mind that either jk

everythingelena 28

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:17

my question is how old is that kid

Pineapple_Salad 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:09

Well..there's only one solution....let him see your *******

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