Kids: Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o...

By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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How sweet

By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 11:22 - United States - Hills

Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Good job

By whatnow - 01/04/2012 02:52 - United States - Carmel

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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ozzie2010 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:17

dude, take the kid with you nxt time...

lametta 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:56

Jello isn't liquidy... unless he mushed it into his pjs, you could've just picked it off and wiped the sticky off. No need to change them. Regardless, you shouldn't have left him alone.

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snoopy24_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 15:44

what ended up happening?

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:32

LMAO I love the ending line XD

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 10:58

Seriously, some of the people commenting have never taken care of a kid before. I've seen kids make a mess out of ANYTHING and the OP did not leave the kid alone for a long period of time. S/he left the kid alone to run to the kids room and get new pajamas. By the time a kid is three years old, they're pretty damn independent. Personally, I'd have just taken the kid with me, but even if I didn't, the chances of them falling down/going out cold, are pretty slim. I'm sorry though OP. Hope you were able to explain what happened.

diabeticgurl 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:18

Well **** the kid probably had pants on when she left and took them off when she left the room. And really you can leave a kid alone to grab a shirt from the room beside you.

Broeman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:14

maybe you should have gotten the other pajamas first? Also, I don't even know why you'd change them, seeing as jello doesn't stain clothes, since you can literally pick it off with your hands.

linkjp 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:17

ummm

Itsu_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:38

People don't seem to understand that small children tend to drool food out of their mouths when they're eating. Thus the Jello would have been semi liquified and it would have been messy. And leaving a 3 year old child alone for a short period of time shouldn't cause problems. Though OP probably shouldn't have taken the PJs off before going upstairs. I personally would have let the child finish eating before changing him so it wouldn't be a problem if he spilled again.