By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

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Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
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Shipley18 17

I want to know why Steve Irwin is on his mind during sex

288 3
ChocolateScyther 19

pull a sting ray on him if he tries it again.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Instead of the Crocodile Hunter you should make him the girlfriend hunter by dumping his ass

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Varieus 30

Over the top much? Although with all these types of FML's it never surprises me seeing a comment saying "dump him/her."

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utrax 23

ROFL that doesn't even make any sense, why would she break up with him? Silly.

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MasterTron 24

More like poke it with a limp noodle.

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thefmlman2011 36

i pictured Gabriel Iglesias doing this in his "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" special

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Zelphoric 25

36, that's where I got it from hahaha

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Niz_DD 14

God dammit stop ruining noodles for me!

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mcaisse77 17

Was this ever modded? Crickey! The beginning sentence doesn't make sense!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Oh, you're one of those. Why do women think it's ok to use sex a weapon?

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pleasedie 22

And those are the ones who bitch and moan about being treated unfairly

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muarif 19

#26, you! I like the way you think!

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Sillsallad 15

I don't, and the last time I checked I was a woman. You'd just punish yourself, because you're not getting any either! Women who goes on sex strikes probably never had decent sex!

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Mauskau 35

I'd be annoyed, and then laugh, and then make it an excuse to have even more sex. You're missing out when you just withhold it, and chances are, at one point they'll get it elsewhere instead.

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shemademedoit 20

so you'll dump your boyfriend just because of one bad sex?

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Aimeejasmine 15

Not one lmao the FML said she 'actually' started to enjoy it

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Shipley18 17

I want to know why Steve Irwin is on his mind during sex

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RedPillSucks 31

what? Doesn't every one get hard at the thought of the crocodile hunter? No? Just me?

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Cads1 24

Did he stick his thumb up your butt and really piss you off?

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cjfred 13

Obviously, #11, some people didn't catch the (quite fitting) South Park reference.

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Cads1 24

You know how it is #43, we can't all have a sense of humor.

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