By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 22:24 - United States

Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to eat up, because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner, we had to do team relays. FML
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karatekid97 17

To get him back I would've thrown up all over him and/or his car.

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SmexiiBacon 8

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gracehi 31

You really think so? Sounds awesome to me.

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TheRandomIndian 17

It blows.... Chunks

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TeamKelly 10

1, there's a button for that.

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PrussiaisAwesome 15

You don't have to admit it. We already knew.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

51- why would you ever want to Come up with something cleaver??? If anything first spot should go to a clever response. -__- and coming* sorry, not a grammar nazi but... C'mon...

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AKGirlinSD 20

I was hoping the first comment would be, "... and after the the game, many were puking." Or something along those lines.

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karatekid97 17

To get him back I would've thrown up all over him and/or his car.

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onlychildFTW 33

And he really couldn't get mad because its his fault it happened. Haha. Mean coach though.

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alwayswinning123 7

And then he would get kicked off the team..

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AKGirlinSD 20

2, you should've been the first commenter on this FML! I didn't read yours until I commented on 1's comment, writing it should be something about puke.

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depocadoll 15

What a dick! I'd puke on or near him.. >_>

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wlddog 14

I am not sure,,,, but it just may be a little late to warn OP. but good hustle anyway.

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buckerado 19

Coach:"Trust me guys, no workout today."Linemen:"Ommm-nom-nom"Linemen later:"Oh God what did...*pukes*...deser...*heaves while running*¿Porqué?!!!!!!!

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waitwhatsgoingon 18

Your picture... I can't even... I just... It's...-sigh- WHAT THE ****?

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wlddog 14

I think we just witnessed a full on brain fart that ended up being more of a shit stain. Poor 56. Someone get him some toilet paper before he ruins his hat.

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imavelociraptor 6

56- based on what i learned in Spanish class "porque" means "because" ¿Por que? Means "why"...

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tomhofer 14

That seems like a giant red flag but hindsight is 20/20

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AllThingsBright_ 11

You didn't even have time to digest your food? Sounds like a pukefest to me.

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travisbell5 1

That coach is an asshole for that. I wonder if he ate any though.

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Connect 10

Gosh I've love some BBQ. Stupid freezing cold weather here.

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gc327072 30

Weather determines barbecue enjoyment?

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Enslaved 36

Of course it does. Who wants to freeze their booty off grilling some chops? :P

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AKGirlinSD 20

30, it amazes me that people don't realize it is extremely difficult to bbq in below freezing temperatures lol. I'm from Alaska. We got 4 months to BBQ and that was if it wasn't raining.

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LiveLoveBeatles 19

One of the few reasons why I love living in Florida. Another being the fact that I always know it will rain on August 6th.

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gracehi 31

You know what, 34. I think you may be on to something here...

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21jason 9

So, whose job was it to clean up the puke?

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420Zombie 17

the water boy of course!

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White_like_dat 3

Now hit the showers....

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