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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Same thing different taste

By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 27 606

Run for the hills

By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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MfailK 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:22

winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 0:29

I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.

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youdontevenknow5 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:25

my boyfriend does the same shit /:

KVloveBC 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:52

mines too, but it's fun!

ohcanaduh 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:17

then quit crying and dump him

Dudeitsnuri 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:23

I do the same with my girl. but she's friggen crazy. u have no idea how many fat lips and black eyes she gave me. but hey the sex after that is awesome.

LiliK_fml 21

Monday 16 May 2016 5:04

Mine too, but seeing as he does MMA and I'm a kickboxer, it's not so bad. It's actually pretty fun!

FMyLifeCereal 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:28

just be glad he's not a boxing enthusiast

coNsperAZI 4

Monday 22 November 2010 0:37

AWWW

scottovious 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:41

what is so wrong with that?

Haackfam101 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:42

childish boyfriend.

mikomajik 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:44

my Gf does that to me all the time. kinky

georggx 3

Monday 22 November 2010 0:56

I agree. it always turns out good!

Dudeitsnuri 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:25

yeah. excep one time she hit me in the sack by mistake

WhiiT3TiGeR 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:48

Tape out then? ******* people these days.

FFML_314 11

Monday 22 November 2010 0:53

Taping him up, is going to be awfully hard to do when she's in a headlock. ******* people these days.

addohm 0

Monday 22 November 2010 1:15

idiot comment #2 from you. he meant tap. how the he'll you interpret tape him up from that is beyond me.

FFML_314 11

Monday 22 November 2010 1:24

Grammar, capitalization and sarcasm. Learn them and become friends.

DocBastard 38

Monday 22 November 2010 2:04

I thought ******* people these days while they are taped up is fun. Kinky, but fun.

Lykin 0

Monday 22 November 2010 1:00

haha. me and my fiancé do that... then it leads to aggrisive sex, love it! (-_-;)

traze 7

Monday 22 November 2010 1:23

with light sabers.

b1acksharpi3mark 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:16

Sex is always better with lightsabers. What color is yours? ;)

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 3:56

Samuel L. Jackson's was purple because he HAD to be different in "Star Wars".

ThatsAfurry 9

Monday 22 November 2010 1:02

by the sounds of it, she did alert him of the situation or she wouldve tapped out earlier and be rid of the situation, or maybe the boyfriend just wanted some real practice