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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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Run for the hills

By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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MfailK 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:22

winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 0:29

I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.

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worldclass 0

Monday 22 November 2010 1:13

This is so dumb.

Rangant 7

Monday 22 November 2010 1:25

tapping out is standard procedure... unless u were tapping and he still wasn't letting go u have nothing to complain about

The_Great_One 0

Monday 22 November 2010 1:27

you tapped out *clap clap clap clap clap* you tapped out *Clap clap clap clap clap*

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 22 November 2010 1:36

I always choke my sister she never passes out :(

WhatTheFuq 0

Monday 22 November 2010 4:09

try a pillow case while she's sleeping. works with me all the time.

siege10 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:43

win

easwhitey 0

Monday 22 November 2010 1:38

U clearly don't know the rules of wrestling. Ydi

sallyanne1 2

Monday 22 November 2010 1:47

I feel your pain.

FMLinCA 12

Monday 22 November 2010 1:57

lol. hella cute. =) dumbass, should've just tapped out. what's the big deal? lol.

evilcartman 0

Monday 22 November 2010 2:03

wow he's so powerful to make a girl tap out, what a little bitch!!

illmatic2 16

Monday 22 November 2010 2:05

Couldn't have been that bad if you were still able to hear him and talk. Besides, passing out really isn't as bad as some people make it sound.

nikki9tails 3

Monday 22 November 2010 2:09

talk to him tell him that was wrong to do and if he doesnt understand dump his ass

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