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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Same thing different taste

By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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Run for the hills

By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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MfailK 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:22

winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 0:29

I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.

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MiichelleRomero 7

Monday 22 November 2010 5:20

thts the whole point of wrestling

beckyxx 0

Monday 22 November 2010 5:55

hai uuy

hayyj 0

Monday 22 November 2010 6:27

you knoe me and my man get inti these types of things all the time. just for comedic relief. no where near an fml?

LoveINKs 0

Monday 22 November 2010 6:28

Did anyone else WONDER is OP a male? Vague post. It's NOT uncommon for a guy to reference his boyfriend if he's gay. Right?

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 22 November 2010 6:50

With a name like Rebecca Caissie, I doubt it.

Emmisary123 1

Monday 22 November 2010 6:38

I'll tap you

newzealand 28

Monday 22 November 2010 6:45

gees OP no fun, no fun at all, I wonder why I imagine you as a 'starfish' type.

ZavysWonderland 3

Monday 22 November 2010 6:53

my bf does that to me all the time, but I think it's fun cuz I usually get out of it, and pin him, he says he let's me win ....sure he does (: haha

Herboski1315 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:04

Just goes to show men are physically more dominant.

graciecry 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:45

I know how u feel! lol

deladouceur 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:58

grab his balls and say im not letting go til you tap out...

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