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By anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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Anti09 1

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:40

I'd say you should be hospitalized to check for brain damage, but then I realized it's probably unnecessary considering you thought breaking a brick with your head was a good idea in the first place. YDI for being so profoundly retarded. Next time, do something fatal and remove yourself from the gene pool.

lametroll 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:14

I imagine that brick was the most sure thing going through your head at the time.

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harvardgirl 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:30

that was ur own ******* stupidity dumbass

LillyDude 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:40

djeeez retard

honeyishrnkdakid 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:28

Some people are just stupid.

l1douchhe1l 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:00

man i wouldve done it for 50

EllieTaylor4401 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:27

wow....... thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard in my life.

SumKid_fml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:31

Lol...? Yea YDI for acting so retarded.

imchanel 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:11

Stupidest.FML.Ever.

JukeboxBunny 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:14

So you made a bet where the two possible outcomes were either you being in immense pain or losing money? Smart.

Omnigeek6 1

Friday 22 January 2010 0:25

Hey, OP! I'll bet you $1000 that you can't drink a quart of antifreeze!

carrotpuke 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:37

you honestly thought that would work?

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