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By anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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By EllieJ - 23/03/2011 15:22

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped and hit my head on a rock, perforating my eardrum. That rock also broke. It was a €3000 headstone I now have to pay for. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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Anti09 1

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:40

I'd say you should be hospitalized to check for brain damage, but then I realized it's probably unnecessary considering you thought breaking a brick with your head was a good idea in the first place. YDI for being so profoundly retarded. Next time, do something fatal and remove yourself from the gene pool.

lametroll 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:14

I imagine that brick was the most sure thing going through your head at the time.

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drewbell 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:27

u dumbass

justnuggets 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 7:16

Ahahaha

manstie 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:05

Why are americans so stupid?

TallMist 32

Thursday 29 November 2012 18:40

Americans* Also, don't generalize. Would you like it if someone generalized your country's population as stupid? No? Didn't think so.

modestyisbad 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:57

Wow, you're an idiot.

Mr_Whitley 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:44

wait... TWO gashes? didnt you learn your lesson after the first attempt?

Darkhumor 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 10:53

Trailer park sure is quiet tonight

Str3amingcolors 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:13

hope u don't have brain damage!

ericabarlow 0

Monday 25 January 2010 0:40

u r such an dumbass

tinks21 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:01

Really? Like really really? YDI for proving yourself to be a blithering idiot. and FYL for having people that bet you money to do retarded things.

MomoPeach 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:32

Hoped that impact made you a little smarter.

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