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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Fern - 16/09/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML

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By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:16

So, what is this called on YouTube?

nightslayer 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:16

If u were a dude it would be more of an fml

Comments

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:00

If I was the security guard I'd be like 'dude give this woman a raise'

Passion4Makeup 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:04

The mental picture of this FML is fantastical.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:10

At least you didn't do something gross like pick your nose or scratch your ass xD

lol_marshmallows 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:42

Aw thts not THAT bad mainly cuz you're a girl

lovebeecharmer 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 1:16

least you didn't decide to **********

blair_x 12

Wednesday 17 August 2011 1:54

You're the Swan Queen, OP.

HU4L188 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:36

Who the **** cares? Dance your little heart out!

Enigmax2514 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:54

Dun worry I'm sure the tape will turn up in one of those funny videos shows

Bobberfrank 3

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:56

GET. THIS. ON. YOUTUBE.

thecovert 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:07

I'm sure it was nice. ....dance like no one is watching.... Check.

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