Miscellaneous: Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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You deserved it 171

By brokenkneechick - 07/02/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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You deserved it 3 847

Chase scene

By meantowheels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 4 999

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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You deserved it 32 433

Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 991

You deserved it 111

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:15

He wanted you to join the chair committee

Ddevon 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:17

don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.

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djt1664 3

Monday 19 September 2011 12:24

Not just run over but brutally run over. PMSL.

TrimKibbles 12

Monday 19 September 2011 17:57

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'.

IPoopedOnU 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:03

That's hilarious and sad at the same time! Are you okay? ?

ishiloh 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:45

Lol this made me think of Due Date...

lisaw375 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 23:21

ahhhh hA ha ha ha

nanabihachibi 5

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:54

I'm sorry dude, but I totally laughed my ass of. Your life sucks!

abb3 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:01

how do you not see that coming lol

enzomankill 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:09

SIDEWALK RAGE!!!!!!!!!! lol

tmoneygotcash23 0

Friday 11 November 2011 19:07

LIKE A BOSS

Airman1988 9

Friday 16 December 2011 10:07

At least it wasn't a reindeer. Tis' the season.

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Same thing different taste

He started it, sorry

Chase scene

Sorry!

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