Miscellaneous: Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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By brokenkneechick - 07/02/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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Chase scene

By meantowheels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

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j4gerb0mblitz 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:15

He wanted you to join the chair committee

Ddevon 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:17

don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.

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smump 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:24

I read this as "Today, I brutaly ran over a man in a wheelchair. FML"

cutielilangel 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 11:10

Like a good neighbor state farm is there... !

duckiehuggle 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 11:19

With a big giant stop sign?

hiLife808 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 11:51

Maybe he was doing the cat daddy and you were in his way :)

Joey44 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:26

I like the use of the word "brutally" here. It makes me think that the guy in the wheelchair not only ran over you once, but then stopped and drove backwards and forwards over you for a few times, just to be especially br00tal about things.

StormGirl142 24

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:55

That sucks ass.

ohthestupidity 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 17:06

push him off the wheelchair, move it 20 feet from him. then laugh and point and run away :)

derek100 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:52

due date

gatorkiss 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:18

You can't get out of the way if a wheel chair pilot . Come on man

omixxx 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:37

lol omg xD

brendonuriepatd 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:53

I seriously died laughing just imagining some fat old guy running over a random person on a wheelchair haha I have a messed up brain

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