Miscellaneous: Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 686

You deserved it 3 989

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 651

You deserved it 182

By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 633

You deserved it 181

He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 072

You deserved it 171

By brokenkneechick - 07/02/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 499

You deserved it 2 259

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 165

You deserved it 3 847

Chase scene

By meantowheels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 691

You deserved it 20 286

By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 458

You deserved it 4 999

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 005

You deserved it 96 591

By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 916

You deserved it 32 433

Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 991

You deserved it 111

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:15

He wanted you to join the chair committee

Ddevon 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:17

don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.

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nini94707 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:42

Ow!!! Wow never seen a FML like this!

ih82bl8 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:31

Oh, sorry bout that...

leadsails320 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:38

stay br00tal.

Madkitty2403 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:35

Some handicap person 0.0

zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:51

How can one be "brutally" run over by a wheelchair? What, was he going all of 2 mph?

sugaboo 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:15

Some motorized chairs, especially the newer ones go quite fast, my mom is a menace in stores!!!

laneyp 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:26

XD!!!!!

robo_thunder 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:32

Move it or lose it.

ProhibitionRose 14

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:38

Hmm maybe he had a reservation at Chili's with his boys and you were what stood between him and getting there?

Mxpxdude189 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:44

get up and kick his chair over. its not like he can run from you!

Yodelmeister 18

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:15

Shit; I laughed way too hard at that and now I'm going to hell :( Thanks a lot asshole.

Yodelmeister 18

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:17

I laughed way too hard at this and now I'm going to hell :( Thanks a lot, asshole.

angiedancesalott 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:10

lmfao.

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Same thing different taste

He started it, sorry

Chase scene

Sorry!

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