Love: Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early...

By cantfallbackasleep - 22/10/2015 14:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML

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By probablyfired - 25/07/2019 02:01

Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML

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By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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You deserved it 5 022

Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 3 988

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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You deserved it 51 893

Drunk dick

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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You deserved it 180

Short nap

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML

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You deserved it 118

So you had a bad day…

By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

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You deserved it 149

Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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You deserved it 128

zilfy 17

Friday 23 October 2015 1:42

How can you even stand someone like this?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 23 October 2015 1:44

Real respectful boyfriend you got there.

Comments

joeyl2008 29

Friday 23 October 2015 4:01

Sounds like you're dating my brother. Except I don't think he is dating anyone since his baby momma dumped him for beating her to often.

pandaxpress 19

Friday 23 October 2015 5:41

Too often? Once is enough and worthy of a bullet to the dick..

skatergal99 17

Friday 23 October 2015 4:03

He called you a ruthless bitch, so you should call him single.

amos_katelyn 7

Friday 23 October 2015 4:06

I think it's very clear that it's time to find a new boyfriend and to raise your standards.

Vanderdale 14

Friday 23 October 2015 4:07

I'm sorry to tell you, but your boyfriend seems like a bit of a deadbeat.

kittykatd123 8

Friday 23 October 2015 4:10

wow I understand my fiance is like that but the last time he called me a bitch i punched him in the nuts

amandaveronica96 14

Friday 23 October 2015 4:25

ughh. been there, just don't give him $ you'll never get it back. even tho you see him almost everyday

DeathAngelsKiss 12

Friday 23 October 2015 4:29

This is what drugs do to you.. It makes you care more about your drugs than the feelings of others. I'm sorry OP.

Algorithm 24

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:15

Weed doesn't; it's not addictive like hard drugs. This guy is just a giant ******* asshole with no excuses.

Jigglypuff_89 6

Friday 23 October 2015 4:35

Respect yourself and dump him.

jtea 10

Friday 23 October 2015 4:38

And he's not the ex boyfriend because.....?

CTeden 7

Friday 23 October 2015 4:46

Better to be a ruthless bitch than a doormat.

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Today, I went to work 8:30 am. Human stayed home. Got home at 5pm. Human is working on his music at home. It is 7:11 pm and Human is still on his computer working on the same song, on replay. FML

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Today, my adult daughter was hospitalized for severe fever, diarrhea, and fainting. The doctor couldn't find any cause other than sleep deprivation, because I started making her wake up at 7 am. I’ve never met anyone so ridiculously weak in my entire life. FML

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Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML

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Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML

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Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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