Miscellaneous: Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my...

By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 165

You deserved it 2 954

By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 372

You deserved it 3 036

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 18:02 - Canada - St. Catharines

Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML

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You deserved it 140

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By Lolololo - 18/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70

You deserved it 670

By Disconnected - 16/05/2017 12:00

Today, I found out that it is possible for someone else to cancel my Internet, TV and phone services in two days. However it'll take me 5 days, after 6 hours on the phone, to get it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 422

You deserved it 266

By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 081

You deserved it 2 399

By GamerAM - 27/06/2019 22:23

Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML

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You deserved it 247

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By How can you f*** up that bad!? - 17/02/2017 15:51 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, I was informed that due to a cut cable, the whole country will have no service from that provider for some time. The. Whole. Country. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 648

You deserved it 483

By devakii - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 252

You deserved it 2 304

By SatelliteUser - 03/12/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 810

You deserved it 2 585

funnyfml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:39

you can't put the symptoms into google if you don't have an internet connection..

bco12 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:53

so plug your phone in next time. (assuming it was your cell)

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PaulsLittleAngel 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:40

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry I thought that was really funny. That must really suck though

sublime93 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:27

So? I'm assuming your internet was fixed if your posting this. You didn't die, or get hurt, so stfu.

person1000003 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:11

Ahhahahahaha

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:13

That's no good. This is why we have two phones.

john_bell 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:15

YDI for using the internet No one uses that anymore, I use the outernet

9az00 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:31

more like MLIA. shit happens...deal with it.

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:55

YDI FOR USING THE INTERNET, I NEVER GO ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE.

bob1233 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:02

Yes, you do, obviously.

SinfulRose 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:27

#42 if you dont use the internet then why your leaving that comment lmao some people on here are plain stupid XDDD

nodbor 11

Monday 17 August 2009 1:06

that is why I have a 2 phone system.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:29

I'm going to take a dump on your chest. Fattie. 

Poke_my_mon 0

Monday 17 August 2009 5:01

Don't most phones have a beep when batteries are dying?

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Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

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Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML

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Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

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Today, my mom caught me vaping weed oil and tried to ground me. I’m 33 years old, with my own wife and kids, weed is legal in this state with a medical card, and I use it to treat the seizures I’ve had since mom belted me around the head as a kid, giving me brain damage. FML

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Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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