Holidays: Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent...

By jakethed0g - 10/08/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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Close quarters

By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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bribearr 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

He was marking his territory. It's sanitary. :)

TripOnShoelaces 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:00

Your shoes must be pissed.

Comments

supimnyancat 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:04

You must be pissed.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:07

I hear that attracts bears

purpleninjaa 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:52

Really ?? What if the bears pee ? What happens to them ? Lol (:

brianfantana32 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:09

No, those are periods, anchorman reference FTW

hawkhez01 13

Tuesday 7 February 2012 8:43

I dont think you get many bears in Coventry....

poppaof6 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:19

So now is where you get to see if those odor eaters are worth the money!

skyeblue82 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:20

what a lazy ass!

05559 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:20

Why the sad face? Cheer up.

JrRacer4007 0

Friday 12 August 2011 9:33

Really? If it's freezing cold would you really get all the way out of a warm tent just to take a piss when you can be warm doing it? And you normally dont put shoes outside a tent because that's how you get spider and snake bites on your feet! What a bitch you are!

MrSexyPants 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:23

You brought another pair of shoes and punched your brother in the face, right? Ps I hope your username is an Adventure Time reference!

Wicked361 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:34

I think it is Adventure Time!

samsea 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:29

Well it's scary to leave a tent at night time lol.

hottottie 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:44

true that haha

maddiester 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:37

I hope he urinated just fine. I mean thank god he didn't have a bladder infection, your shoes can be replaced any time. a bladder cannot.

aramross91 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:51

You ma'am clearly see the bigger picture.

sparklecherry 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:36

Either that, or she's an idiot.

itschrisssybro 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:56

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Anubis_81 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:24

Haha you said knob!!

lisaonastick 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:50

Jam a pine cone into the toe of his shoe. Make sure you tell him about the poisonous spiders in the woods as he's putting it on. What he didn't empty out into your shoes will soak his pants.