Holidays: Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent...

By jakethed0g - 10/08/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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Close quarters

By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

He was marking his territory. It's sanitary. :)

TripOnShoelaces 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:00

Your shoes must be pissed.

Comments

Mxpxdude189 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:24

Haha. classic

philitron128 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:45

Ya that's a win, that's a kid wanting to urinate but is to lazy to go out side so he relieves himself on his brothers shoes win, roll the next clip Steven!

nessamarks 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:57

Just be glad he didn't mistake the zipper on your sleeping bag for the tent.

ugottaluvme 0

Friday 12 August 2011 7:07

Im sorry for peeing on your shoes, but hey, ive got good distance so you should have put them closer.

UsagiArwen 23

Friday 12 August 2011 7:44

#85, Op listed woman as the gender. So kid peed on his sister's shoes.

Apaulus 5

Friday 12 August 2011 8:14

Maybe he is scared. He could be scared of the dark.. Or.. Maybe he is scared of Bigfoot!

Mistery510 6

Friday 12 August 2011 8:15

it's weird how u refer to ur brothers dick as his "knob"... and everyone knows not to leave shoes outside the door!!!

daltyboy 0

Friday 12 August 2011 8:27

hahaha smart he was making his taruitory so u wudnt get mauled by anythinj

SecretlyEvil9792 22

Friday 12 August 2011 16:23

FYL.

FlawlessSin 5

Friday 12 August 2011 17:35

If you think this is bad. My dad got drunk and we all slept in a ten person tent. He walked into the side of the tent at around 4 in the morning, stepped on me, woke me up, and then began peeing inside the tent and all over my sleeping bag. He then adamantly refused to believe he had done so.