By waterdog - 18/04/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 29

What the world doesn't need is your lack of spelling and grammar.

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lmaoatall 6

that's it, if my life depends on it, I will refuse a transfusion. if the red cross is that desperate for donors to hit up skidrow, I'd rather bleed out. you can bet you'll get hep!

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MizzErikaHart 8

I'm sure op was just drawing blood for vitals. I don't think u can be intoxicated and donate blood/plasma...maybe but I kno for sure if u get a tattoo u can't donate plasma for 6 months

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InnocentLies 0

... Ohhh I get it Erika was trying to make the joke funnier by making it seem like she didn't get it! Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahajahahahahahahahah. (:

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larnee 0

obviously this person works at a hospital? bad luck OP, fyl

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Sirin_fml 46

Right, but don't expect many people to exercise that sort of logical thinking. :-)

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ugliness 6

it honestly wasn't that hard to realise it, 2 seconds to think it was one of those vans that take care of drunks, half a second to realise op wasn't in the uk to disprove my theory and then a simple logical leap to nurse/doctor

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Miss_Michaela 10

Paramedic or someone drawing blood from a guy who is intoxicated. The drunk guy is saying 'Hurt me, I'll do you' or whatever. So, he's got to take this guys blood without hurting him whilst being pissed on by some other douche who must have mistaken him as a urinal. Yeah, not the best written FML but you can get your head around it.

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ugliness 6

yeah, average day in the uk for the nhs. it must not be that common In the USA :/

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ugliness 6

I don't see why it's bad, it might be necesary to obtain accurate alcohol levels to see If treatment is needed

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DocBastard 38

Why are you people saying stuff about OP working in healthcare? He's obviously a vampire who enjoys feeding on sots. Listen Lestat, there are easier ways to get drunk. Just buy some booze. Idiot.

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Miss_Michaela 10

Then Blade comes around the corner with his Samurai Sword, and owns him. Wesley Snipes 1 Tom Cruise 0.

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sgtrobswifey 0

Sigh.. that is until the IRS comes for Snipes. IRS 1 Snipes 0

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shadow33456 1

did he kill you?

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zimandme123 0

well, let's think about that like we stopped and thought when we watched Dora when we were two,,,, let's see, if he killed her, she wouldnt be on her phone (ør computer) right now, she would be at the hospital... probably about to die, and I don't think they let you write fmls when your about to die... :/ now does that make sense?????????? x)

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tjsomethin 9

Obviously we have a cannibal in Lincoln Park

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sunshine_today23 0

bahahahaha. Antoine Dodson is THE BEST.

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