By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 922
You deserved it 3 366

Same thing different taste

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It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.

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Who brings their dog over when they're going to **** a married woman??

#13 I'm guessing a man that has been caught with a married women before.

Get a gun, shoot him and his dog. When the police arrive tell them he ordered his dog to attack you in your own home. Self defence.

Looks like his bitch was more loyal than yours

I feel like there's a story behind why the other guy brought his dog to your house OP, maybe he's married too, and said "I'm gonna take the dog for a walk" or something like that.

born_hustla 26

This shit is just wrong. I'm curious to know how this is gonna work out.

Brooke5702 13

Considering that OP's wife was a cheater, I'd think that the thought of losing her is a gain. Though I could see how it would still hurt because of feelings and such.

born_hustla 26

It's true that she's not loyal for doing such a thing...but also OP, I hate to say this but, are you doing your job as a husband? I'm not gonna pretend that I know what the married life is or what it's like to be a great husband but unless your wife is a nympho, there might be a reason why she's banging some other dude. And to make matters worse, women communicate in codes and signs. I'm sure all men wish women spoke to us directly and on the other hand, women wish that us men, were more aware. I strongly believe that somewhere there is a way, but I haven't figured it out yet. Finally, communicate better with your wife. I'm sorry tho!

YourOpinionSucks 22

Well, only thing I can say is to divorce the bitch as soon as possible. Hope you had her sign a prenup :D otherwise the skanks getting your shit :DD

goaskdad 3

Adultery is grounds for divorce in all 50 states; since she is the guilty party, it is unlikely she will receive anything other than a token settlement.

I'm sorry your wife is such a ***** you deserve so much better and I truly hope that you find it.

baxwar 15

I would have just found a way to take the dog and train it to love me and just have the dog to chill with while the guy has the unfaithful ***** It's just equivalent exchange a bitch for a bitch