By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
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riii 0

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

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bedspring_kiss54 0

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

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lindserpoo 0

YDI, for trading a nude pic with a guy online YDI, for meeting a guy online YDI, for being desparate

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thinker83 0

This is completely pathetic.

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babysoleil 0

disparate,much?

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radaradaroo 0

Idiot. YDI! you cannot fall in love with someone on the internet after a measly 5 hours of talking to them. That's just insane. AND THEN.. you send nude pics to this person. Frankly, your lucky it was your neice. What if it would have been some derranged psycho??? hmm... .. Ugh. i seriously hope your really young, then atleast your story isn't completley pathetic.

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beerab 0

lol if I were your neice EVERYONE we know would have gotten that picture!! Seriously 5 hours? GROW UP people don't fall in love that fast...

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lurve_hate 0

you're a dumbass. 1. I'm 11 and smarter than you. 2. I'm 11 and know that you're a ****. 3. Your brother/in law or sister/in law is doing a really crappy job of raising their kid. 4. You're neice is gay and creepy. 5. She can now imagine you naked. 6. If her parents see that picture you will be seen as a pedophile. 7. You obviously can't meet someone in real life. 8. If any of your friends read this your're going to be embarrassed as hell. I hope you learned your lesson.

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ohboyy 0

Im not gonna bash you for the love part, But the real gross part is the fact that you sent a naked picture of yourself to someone online that you just met, how stupid could you be? Oh and curryndricegirl I think you're a "different kind of stupid" with the fact that you said she's stupid for not knowing her niece's phone number....I don't think ONLINE CHATTING includes phone numbers.

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ohboyy 0

P.S Lurve_hate your age shows in your immature little list; grow up and get off this site

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lurve_hate 0

@ohboyy you're an asshole. And of course my age shows. I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I'M 11. You're also an asshole for calling an 11 year old immature just becuase I'm younger than most people on this site. I hope you burn in hell. I agree with you with the phone number thing though. The aunt probably didn't imagine that the neice would be calling about what she was doing online, who expects their niece to be major creepy??? There's a whole bunch of reasons why the aunt picked up the phone. Mabye she doesn't have caller ID. Or, she'd been expecting a call from the neice. Even though i'm quick to judge and yell we only know what the writer told us. Wow. My change in mood really shows that my first expirence with PMS was far worse than I thought....

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uguysareidiots 0

@ lurve_hate, no one cares you got your period for the first time. You just think you're special for being 11 on a much more mature site. Get off the internet you attention seeking bitch

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Sunnay 0

Good god, when I was eleven I was better than this. If you're going to complain about people calling you immature, don't go around bragging about how much of a "big girl" you are for being on fmylife.com and saying how even though you're 11 you're smarter than someone. And you most certainly don't go around telling people to die in hell when, if it is harsh, all they're doing is giving you honest advice.

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hellobananas 0

Actually, lurve_hate, your age is shown in another way than the fact you stated it: the stupidity of the list. Who knows how old the niece is? And everyone is assuming the niece set up the whole shenanigan. I'm not saying she didn't, but consider the fact that the OP sent her niece the nudes on accident. That does not in any way mean that the parents are bad, or the niece is horrible. Also, because someone plays a prank, it doesn't mean they were raised bad. Another thing, just because you got your period doesn't mean you're a woman. I didn't get mine until I was 13, a friend until she was 15, and we were still mature. Even bringing that up shows your immaturity. Hell, just by looking at the assumptions of being a pedophile and a gay niece shows your lack of deeper thought. "You're also an asshole for calling an 11 year old immature just becuase I'm younger than most people on this site. I hope you burn in hell." That comment is another thing that proves your immaturity. You weren't called immature for your age, you were called immature for your IMMATURITY! Burning in hell is a bit serious for telling an immature person they're immature. Seriously, I agree, grow up. Oh, and if you want to make a point about you being younger than me so I'm putting you down, I have something else to add. I'm 14, I have friends that range in age from 4th graders to college students. My younger friends are very mature in many ways, and a few have been forced to grow up prematurely because of situations, while several of my older friends look to me for advice because they still have the foresight and maturity of someone several years younger! I don't judge on age, I judge on actual maturity. Now, lurve_hate, what do you say about this?

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