Miscellaneous: Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect...

By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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riii 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:30

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:25

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

Comments

hawkloverr 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:32

I'm sorry that your life is so sad and lonely, but let this be a lesson to you about the real world: people dont fall in love over the course of five hours, especially not online, and never send your nude photo over the internet, unless you don't mind it being ALL over the internet

lains 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:40

YOU DESERVE IT YOU DESERVE IT YOU DESERVE IT! I read "5 hours in and you love him" and immediately clicked ydi.

chucktlr 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:07

Anyone notice an absurd amount of these things happen in Georgia.... FMS (F My State)

crisle12358 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:48

you told someone you loved them.........after chatting online with them for 5 hours....thats pretty sad..

kdmepc 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:59

talking to sometone online that you dont even know and sending nude pics?..thats your first mistake..and saying i love you after 5 hours when youve never met the person..thats the second....your just plain stupid and you definitely deserved that..its so pathetic

ummyeah47 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:20

Unlike so many commenters I feel bad for this person and the situation they were put in. I agree that it was a mistake, no shiznit, but I also know how many mistakes I've made, how many times I've been on the internet and forgotten my real life for a little bit. It is soooo easy (especially online) to fall into traps like this. I love you is easy to think, easy to type if you're led on. The person wasnt bragging, they were venting, trying to find some sympathy and understanding for their heartbreak. Thats what it is. they're most likely humiliated and hoping that someone can offer some comfort. Instead all they get is crap. Crap that they were trying to escape from in the first place. For all your ( bad reviewers) sakes, I hope that you never find yourself the target of a sick game, that you never say something you regret (which isnt likely to happen) 'cause karma sucks.