Intimacy: Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give...

By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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We have so much in common

By Frank - 19/09/2022 09:00

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML

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By bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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heartagram_in_ro 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:19

how did you not know that your " best friend" was dating her before you?

InternetToughguy 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:52

get her to give you head then before you blow your load pull out and bust your nut in her eye (from what ive been told it hurts like shit) now as for your friend you should introduce his face to your fist :)

Comments

JennaFuFa 0

Friday 15 January 2010 14:43

slutbagggg but yea still **** ure life

Leon111775 0

Friday 15 January 2010 15:18

here is what you do. give your best friend head, then go kiss your girl. then ask her. How does it feel bitch!!!!

perdix 29

Friday 15 January 2010 15:21

Sounds like your girlfriend has been cheating on your best friend with you! You're the ho! So, did your girlfriend's mouth taste sour? Did you sense a strange wang in her mouth? Maybe you ought to start a campaign to warn against the dangers of second-hand spunk.

FR35H 0

Monday 18 January 2010 11:57

Hahahaha

fuck_our_lives22 0

Friday 15 January 2010 15:30

thats disgusing lolll

jakeidk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 15:55

well at least she didn't... well... uhhh... I guess she crossed every line. FYL

whitneyyy16 9

Friday 15 January 2010 16:26

ill give you head if it makes you feel better;)

perdix 29

Friday 15 January 2010 17:09

It would make me feel better. :D I looked at your profile and saw that getting such service would land me in jail. You look hot, but I still think that the prison anal rapes would make it just not worth it.

Boddmon 0

Friday 15 January 2010 17:15

I second that.

exotica_fml 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:19

you are pathetic

swish22743 0

Friday 15 October 2010 13:52

haha this is funny and just think 16 is legal in some states crazy but true!!

lilahhgee 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:36

16- wow... your a *****

Boddmon 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:28

You'd think she would ask him not to text or give him a heads up that she wouldn't have her phone. Your best friend is a jackass, your girlfriend is an idiot and a hoe, and you sir are quite stupid. Fail x 3

iranoutofnames 6

Friday 15 January 2010 17:32

little ho.

ramtough993500 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:50

How bout you go have sex with another chick and then go have the other girl suck you off or even better if she has a sister just go sleep with her if possible.