By OptimusVader - 13/03/2013 13:36 - United States

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Today, I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML
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OptimusVader 23

Well I did mention it was rickety. It rocked while I dusted and it was just poorly made, overall. It tilted forward, the drawer slid out and I couldn't catch it in time. Then BAM! Sudden singing light show from an old woman's rabbit.

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Top comments

perdix 29

Instead of you trying to turn it off, why don't you let it try to turn you on?

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narlynick 13

Quick! Hide it before they know you tampered with it! Butt, where?

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Comments

HeartOfLead 24

You should have let the batteries wear out... butt that would be long, long day.

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Lilo4life 26

It's more of an fml if its your 12 year old daughters or something

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Saluton 18

I guess the nightstand wanted a one-night stand with you

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dovehigh 15

Do you really expect us to believe the drawer "fell open" when you dusted it? Haha! Good one.

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icepick23 12

Pretty it's not rocket science...

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destisaurus 0

OkDaniel Drtymex Villanueva

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twiztedone 19

Reminds me of a George Carlin rant about the Ten Commandments!

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HarleyGal12 18

What the hell is the point of a light- up *****? Once it's inside, not like you can say anything

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whymeplease44 8

maybe the light makes it nice and warm inside your butthole

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