By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
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gamefreak935 0

this fml is wierd the body is programmer to automatically pull your hand back whenever you touch something hot the bodys natural impulse is NOT to slam your hand down Idk WTF is wrong with u lol

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suppressed08 2

OUCH D: time to get the disinfectant and a cold towel out

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

you didn't ruin your sammich-making hand, did you? if so, you better start working on making sammiches with your off-hand.

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rawrimaunicorn 0

ooh ouch D: you poor thing.I hope nothing important is happening soon where you have to use that hand, or else youre in shit.

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Lorysa 11

Ouchies. o.o That sucks, at least it should heal soon if it's all bandaged up and clean. FYL

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lawlatyourfml 0

YDI for slamming your hand down and not pulling it towards your body. moron.

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Bobby64 29

So, OP, you're a Harvest Moon girl? As in Karen, Popuri, or maybe one of the newer ones? They'd probably be more careful, I think. And FYL: it won't be much fun to play video games with a hurt hand like that.

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HarvestMoon_gal 0

#34, I know. I haven't been able to play any video games except for easy ones on Gameboy/DS... and I don't think Karen's that smart, isn't she the drunk? haha, but I have yet to find one stupid HM gal in the game. Except maybe Julia from HM:Island Of Happiness....

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Darrenx 0

these comments are hilarious to those of us working 40+ hrs a week in a kitchen for the past 10 years. the op is retarded for not knowing the location of the knife obviously. but you ppl need to get over your fyl holier than though attitude. everytime I get a nice grease burn it's followed by an expletive and if bad enough I will punch my cutting board or slam it with my fist. it's a method of replacing one bit of pain for another. it's also a nice way to avoid bitching about a burn because you realize your an idiot with a burn and a bruised fist. you can't tell me you've never banged your head or a shin real good, been in the wrong mood, and hauled off and smacked something. btw, it the point were up it would be a stab wound as opposed to a cut. and I'm just throwing this out there, may seem crazy, but I work with knives all day everyday, of all shapes and sizes, and in my experience the handles are bigger than the blade, rounded usually(I've never seen a perfect square handled knife), and the blades taper on both sides until you have your thin sharpened edge(it's what makes it a knife as opposed to say, an ice pick), these elements give a knife a natural fluidity making it very easy to imagine how a sudden forceful impact could turn it causing the cut. anyways, I digress, a buzz'll do that to you, fyl op, cut myself plenty over the years, next time be more aware of your surroundings in a kitchen.

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HarvestMoon_gal 0

No, it wasn't. it was leaning against the side of the sink and the shapr side was showing because of my stupid parents.

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HarvestMoon_gal 0

cuz I'm not smart. :P

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