Miscellaneous: Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was...

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was being really thorough so I could get as much of the damage deposit back as possible. I noticed I still had one of those 3M plastic hooks on the wall, and when I went to carefully take it off, a large chunk of the wall came with it. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58

Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 03:59 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML

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By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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By Sad_homeowners - 20/10/2016 15:45 - United States - Pierre

Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML

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By Michael - 05/02/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 02:00 - Germany - Norden

Today, after cleaning my mom’s bathroom, I wiped the molding strip along the wall so it was even. A quite precariously-hung potted plant thought that reason enough to fall right on top of me, spreading dirt over the entire room as well as my hair, my sweater, and the inside of my bra. FML

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:47

That happened to me! I hadn't paid a deposit, but I would have had to pay if the apartment was damaged. I glued back in as much of the chunk as I could, and I never heard anything about it....and even received paperwork saying I didn't owe anything. So they either didn't notice or didn't care! lol

shortshan 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:45

Sounds like something that would happen to me... that blows... Sorry!

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guitardedman 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:57

spackle and paint and about 25 minutes later, nobody knows the difference. shit sucks though

heatherocity 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:58

the same thing happened to me in my dorm, luckily it was a white wall so i just filled it with spackle and no one noticed.

iKaite 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:59

haha... oops :D i did that with a screw to hang a picture, i went to nail it into the wall and the wall collapsed in on itself :D

Ilovelife07 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 18:05

seriously, its not that hard to fix, and itll be a whole lot cheaper than what they'll claim it costs if they do it

couragewolf9001 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 18:08

Tell people that you wanted to break something and you caused the destruction with one hand.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 18:10

Don't **** with 3M adhesive. Once applied, that shit'll be there forever. Learned my lesson on that one before.

sydneybristow 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 18:25

your life is not F***Ked just becasue you tore off some plaster, stop bitching and just fix it!

silvermoonstar3 3

Wednesday 13 May 2009 18:29

So you know how when you put the hooks up, it had instructions for how to take it down? Yeah, those actually matter. You can't just pull it off, you grab the tab (of the sticky stuff, not the plastic) and SLOWLY pull it straight down, and eventually, it comes off without even removing paint. Never just yank at it. YDI for not reading the instructions.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 13 May 2009 18:54

#9 - then your grandparents are VERY nice. More often than not people DONT get their full deposit back. Not to mention MOST places charge a cleaning fee that comes out of your deposit (usually written in the lease...very standard). And im with #2. Just go fix it. Its not that hard.