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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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JonnyDents_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:58

you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots

BabyDacey 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:47

poor mouse ):

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antonman10 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 13:48

tmi

neomandude 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:39

nobody likes maggots, nobody...

chellozzz 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:46

honestly, I would cry if I saw that! there's not a lot that freaks me out, but bugs are top of the list yuckkkk

joshua17 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:58

omg this seriously sounds like something my teacher would say.

kczey1234 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:28

wow. i found potatoes in the pantry once that were crawling and I about yaked all the way outside. I feel for you

DJSquiggs 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:14

YDI for not properly feeding your cat

83pgm 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:20

eew Eew EEW MAGOTTS!!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:58

YDI not only for having a cat but for leaving it alone while you went on vacation. Take the damn thing to the vet and let them eal with it while you're gone.