By vickyxanne - 13/06/2009 00:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 837
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Same thing different taste

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debo123 0

Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him

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wait... why is it always a "pablo"? has anyone else notice this? (i have nothing against gay people by the way)

# 34 thinks there's no such thing as being bisexual--it's just greediness. You know, I know a lot of straight men that are pretty damn greedy for sex and they'd never be greedy enough to go for a ****. I think you're an idiot...oh and any time you'd like to watch my bisexual self make out with another woman--too bad, people like me don't exist, right?

Kira_fml 0

You probably ought to leave him for someone that is honest with you. Confront him like an adult and see where it goes. People need to get over their fear and misunderstanding of gay people. They wouldn't be closeted if there weren't close-minded people in the world making life hard for them. And, to the people that say "I have nothing against gay people," a lot of your comments are pretty damn homophobic...

#18, clearly it wasn't so obvious to his fiance XD OP: That sucks. He might be bi, but even so, he's still hiding things from you. Just talk it out with him. Then leave him.

At least you found out he loves the peen before you married him right?

@ #43 bisexuality is real. let me put it this way so you can better understand: gay people have a personal restriction that only allows them to be attrated to the same sex. hetero people have a restriction that only allows them to be attracted to the opposite sex, Bisexual people dont have either of those restrictions. and most of teh time you dont really make a decision to be bisexual, you kind of just grow up thinking " ooo that guy is hot, omg look at her ass" like i did. people who think bisexual people are greedy just arent getting any. just because we're ******* someone doesnt mean you would ever have a chance with them.

evanwilliams 4

Don't be stupid, you can't grow a penis.

testing_fml 0

Fake. If this were real, you wouldn't be posting it on FML, you'd be talking with him to get an explanation rather than making life-altering assumptions. So, in the alternative (if this is real), YDI.