Love: Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away...

By vickyxanne - 13/06/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 837

You deserved it 4 792

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Questions - 12/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Ashford

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 556

You deserved it 524

Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 243

You deserved it 13 231

By nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 926

You deserved it 35 109

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 06:29 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 961

You deserved it 2 481

Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

I agree, your life sucks 945

You deserved it 2 304

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 088

You deserved it 7 767

By stillhungry - 27/06/2015 18:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 522

You deserved it 3 983

By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 172

You deserved it 65 380

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 059

You deserved it 893

By xxemetahxx - 11/07/2019 06:00

Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 756

You deserved it 229

debo123 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:35

Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him

onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:35

You could also buy a strap-on fireman.

Comments

Penguinophile 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 11:42

Awww. I hope all goes well.

FlaminYawn 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:07

Did he always want anal? Could've been a clue...

xHaniffax 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:10

there's no such thing as bisexual IT'S JUST GREEDINESS and people who say they're "bi" are just lame posers but OP: FYL

badr_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 13:12

and did you confronted him? what happened?

FurrTrap 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 13:29

Huh? Room content aside... Why are you cleaning his room? Why can't he clean up his own mess? So you're going to marry him and be his cleaner? If I marry someone I want an equal not a skivvy.

Vitamin_C 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 13:30

#36 EPIC WIN!!!

rhazz 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 13:33

ugh that really sucks :( but lol @ the delivery. Awesomely written!

um_duh 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 13:58

#36 - you rock my world! Everyone saying he's just bi - he's probably not. Men who are too afraid to come out (for whatever reason) often find a girl that they trust & have a good time with then marry them just to try & make them feel like they are not gay... but the truth is they will always be gay & many years down the track it will surface. Its time to break it off & move on.