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Same thing different taste
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Patronizing
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Drugs, not hugs
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Missed cues
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Funny guy
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Let em in
By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?
I prefer golden showers
He has a giant rash all over his front! Did no one watch My Big, Fat Greek Wedding? I only watched it once seven years ago
I don't know which is weirder. The fact that you hugged a random stranger or the fact that he wanted to be sprayed with windex...
#1 - Win. That was quite a dexterous comment.
#66 hugging a random stranger is a nice thing to do though
27- you mean the WATER?
53 - I'm afraid this FML flew way over your head....
Why wouldn't you hug a stranger? I do it almost every day.
Maybe its an addiction or something
Next on, My Strange Addiction. Hahaha
Why would you hug a complete stranger?
Maybe OP wanted some affection.
How do you know he was a complete stranger? He could have an eye-patch or missing a finger or two. Do not make assumptions.
In order to show some compassion. Or maybe he was having a rough day and just needed to feel loved.
I was gonna say, do you normally hug random people, or was it just an in the moment kind of thing?
It's a better conclusion than thinking someone would actually want to be sprayed with windex.
Definitely not a ydi, hug is less awkward than windex
Spread the love. Spread the Windex.
Dude your pic had me rofl "rape face" ewok is hilarious
How could you not know he wanted to be sprayed with Windex? You'll be cleaning the toilets later and he'll walk in, eyes closed and mouth open wanting toilet water in his mouth.
I wish i was there to see this. Best FML for a while.
Love your screen name
Windex
Too much My Big Fat Greek Wedding!
He just wanted that fresh clean feeling and smell because he just got done having sex with his christian accountability partner.
Thanks. Sometimes you get lucky and think of a good one. ; ).
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WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?
Why would you hug a complete stranger?