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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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jesterinperil 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:26

I cringed reading this, I can only imagine your reaction when it happened. Bandage it up, and may your pain be short and negligible. Sorry this happened OP!

ihpp 22

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:28

that's happened to me! I hope you recover quickly! ps: keep it bandaged so you keep it protected!

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Solano2580 24

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:38

Ik how you feel, I dropped a wooden chair on my big toe, so blood got under and the nail was more sensitive, 7 months later the blood "purple area" spot turned white and I had to pull it off, and most of my nail came off, it healed completely normal in a month.

Bono363 11

Sunday 4 October 2015 19:34

Nail it!!

SirNiceAss 13

Sunday 4 October 2015 19:42

It fell off in fear. "What happened to the others?" "The **** is that" "YOULL NEVER CLIP ME!" *pop*

jmacfan1 16

Sunday 4 October 2015 19:59

Been there. Wrap it in gauze to keep it clean. Put two teaspoons of epsom salt into a bucket of water and soak your foot in it for 15 minutes a day. It will keep it from getting infected

TheLynx_fml 20

Sunday 4 October 2015 20:46

How do you clip your toe nails?

PoTaToMaN2141 3

Monday 5 October 2015 1:47

Am I the only person concerned that he he has one toenail?

ScoocyDoong 11

Monday 5 October 2015 21:32

Hearing that makes me want to throw up. DX

charlieangel1719 5

Tuesday 6 October 2015 1:51

Hey I ripped off half of my big toenail while drying off my foot. Fun right?

KaidensCrow 18

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:04

maybe you should go see a doctor? it shouldn't be that easy to rip out your toenail...

Trey7876 13

Friday 13 May 2016 19:09

It's great that you took the time to post this online while your toenail just got ripped out.

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