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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00

Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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By someone who is depressed - 19/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Welcome to adulthood

By Jane - 22/12/2012 23:29 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML

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mnmolino 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:13

No shower? No sex.

tylersign 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:16

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:18

So it's all on you then. Geez, how many times do you shower in a day? PS. your boyfriend not showering is gross and you not noticing until he said something makes you gross too.

HetaliaFreak 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:23

Telling it like it is......

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:35

How did you not notice the lingering miasma?!

justanotherhuman 21

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:56

Dear OP, I dunno. The same points I'd award for quickresponse, I'd subtract for blatant conflict of interest. ...you're the one sleeping with him. *Has* he been showering?

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:15

You never noticed that his junk and pits were a little ripe? First off go have the water company check if there is a leak, Save where you can of you can't save on water! Unplug all unnecessary cords and stuff that you are not using like lamps, hair dryer, flat irons, tv console games, toaster and phone chargers. They all draw power unless you unplug them.

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:32

ewwwwww

Baytheshark 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:35

That's pretty gross...

BayleeWasHere 1

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:51

LOL!! HE'S EPIC!!! HAHAHA!!!

sethm51 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:00

whos using the water then?

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:09

My fairy godmother.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 23:11

ewwww make him shower. that is not sexy.

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