By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML
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AngryNinja 1

poor man. he probably doesn't realize he's different. don't bitch about it, i feel bad for him. :(

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24788 6

Creepy older man would of been worst.

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perdix 29

So what's the problem? Go to his place with two Happy Meals, watch Dora the Explora and show him your woo-woo. A good time will be had by all.

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xHabsfanx 0

Oh so that's what mentally challenged people do these days,eh? eat happy meals and watch Dora the explorer?

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perdix 29

Arbusto -- bush. Arbusto -- bush! Yay! Can someone help me with the Spanish for "The Shocker?"

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honestlove11 0

I usually think your comments are funny..this one..sucks. I don't find humor in making fun of mentally handicapped people. "look at those retards making fun of the mentally handicapped people" :]

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perdix 29

Sorry you don't like it, but considering these are anonymous people that we'll never know (they might not even exist!), I still they are fair game for a bit of ribbing. Anyways, the real butt of the joke is the OP.

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honestlove11 0

I do suppose you're right. I get kinda defensive about it sometimes cuz I have family members and then some really nice handicapped people in my community. I wasn't like mad, cuz getting mad is pointless. Ya know. Since we don't know eachother. S'all good :]

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oneoneryperv 0

^this you never know, he could be part man part horse.

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CallMeHush 0

Just a guess but would you get more dates if you had like 7 or 8 less facial piercings and hair that didn't look like your mother ****** a peacock?

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77_PUNKER 0

@19 my hair looks like my mom ****** a peacock haha

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serenaaaa_fml 0

haha, I bet ur roomate paid him to do tht to make you feel better

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elvgar 0

i dont think retards can take a bribe?

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boarder700 0

You better be careful talking about mentally challenged people. Sarah Palin is gonna get ya.

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

YDI FOR KILLING JESUS.

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Residence_fml 4

Yeah he indeed must have been mentally challenged at the moment he asked you out. I feel sorry for him. When you don't get asked out ASK SOMEONE OUT, right now you sound like you're an annoying girl waiting for some handsome intellegent guy to notice you and at this rate - never. gonna. happen. Good luck

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iamchuck 0

He may not be a smart man, but I'm sure he knows what love is. Don't be like that bitch, Jenny. That ends in AIDS, which is fyl for real.

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phillies_26 0

wow, ignorant bitch, apparently you don't even deserve him. or anyone for that matter.

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AlcaSMT 0

The man's mentally challenged. Maybe he left his number on his ticket for some bogus reason, not to ask you out; in which case leaves you still to your clean record :)

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