Miscellaneous: Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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AngryNinja 1

Friday 19 February 2010 12:07

poor man. he probably doesn't realize he's different. don't bitch about it, i feel bad for him. :(

24788 6

Friday 19 February 2010 12:25

Creepy older man would of been worst.

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shiritt 0

Friday 19 February 2010 19:03

mentally challenged to what point? i know a lot of people who are "mentally challenged" according to speciallist, but there perfectly normal in real life. and be that as it may or not be, a mentally challenged guy asking you out should NEVER be an example for a miserable love life. -peace, the happy doggie

just_me_tmp 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:18

I agree with what you say, but are YOU the one that's mentally challenged? Fix the errors in your comment...

theeBeezWaXx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 19:48

awww theyy need some lovee too

ThoM175 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:23

What the **** is wrong with you?! You're such a bitch for complaining about this! Who cares if he's mentally challenged?! My sisters dating a Mental retard and they're fine! Stop complaining! It's people like you that makes this world a bad place!

Boddmon 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:37

I generally couldn't care less about the word 'retard' being used by anyone but referring to your sister's boyfriend as one doesn't make you any better.

ThoM175 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:17

Unfortunately he really is mentally challenged like that and that's the term used.

zinc890 0

Friday 19 February 2010 22:04

Really it's not bad trust me. They are nice :)

kpop24 0

Friday 19 February 2010 22:25

nicee

wevez87 0

Friday 19 February 2010 22:31

just say 'retard'

gotit4cheap 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:34

just quit complaining and suck this d@%k...

mshafty 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:48

Is he "full retard"? cause if he's at a rain man or forrest gump level your OK! He may even be a millionaire or be able to count cards and win you loads at a casino. This mentally challenge guy could be real winner, unless he's "full retard" then your just ******! just remember, never go full retard!!

rawrimapenguin 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:13

at least someone asked yooh out? why dont yooh stop complaining about not getting asked out and do something about it. make friends? ask someone out yoohrself?