By mistickfae - 29/10/2012 18:42 - United States

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18

I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".

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SkoomaKi 27

Look on the bright side - your spots go perfectly with your costume. You can always treat imperfections with a cream of sorts.

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chatwithstar 7

Pimples will eventually go away, and people will realize acne isn't all that bad. :)

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TheFirstSamurai 18

I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".

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ICastillo 24

I bet it was awkward when they were feeling them and saying that they felt so life like huh....

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matt98_fml 13

At least you don't have warts. Plus pimples are easy to get rid of. Neutrogena is the way. ;)

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Epikouros 31

I hope you weren't complimented for your rotten teeth...

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Maybe you shouldn't be putting make up on them

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perdix 29

Your heart doesn't need to talk, because your skin is speaking loud and clear.

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JJtJJ 13

Should have popped one, added to the Halloween spirit :P

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