Miscellaneous: Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.

spiceonice 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

uh, golden girls rocks. fyi

Comments

serxo 14

Wednesday 22 January 2014 8:11

I juat turned 18 in November and I've been watching golden girls forever.

CrazyGirlfriend 21

Wednesday 2 April 2014 1:57

There is nothing wrong with this. your life doesnt suck!

RangersGirl4 9

Monday 8 December 2014 2:08

I do that and I'm almost 18 (:

l1nz92 10

Friday 19 December 2014 10:14

Its okay, I was taught how to knit in primary school. Last year my grandmother gave me a book of knitting patterns for Xmas...I'm 22.

princesstavi 17

Wednesday 25 February 2015 22:45

I do this all the time. It's amazing

Werewolf_Dave 5

Wednesday 11 November 2015 13:02

Hey, don't knock The Golden Girls. That show kicks ass!!

Astrobomb 21

Saturday 9 January 2016 1:06

Sounds like a good time, personally.

GreyGirl 15

Saturday 13 February 2016 4:13

I do that too and im only 17

Szaszaspasz 26

Thursday 18 February 2016 0:08

Nothing wrong with crocheting. I make bath mats out of cotton yarn. Making dish cloths is a another good to stock up on wedding, Christmas and birthday gifts.