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By Keladrylady - 18/04/2015 00:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML
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Keladrylady tells us more.

OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.

Top comments

Obviously that wouldn't work. You have to smack the bottom until it all comes out.

If your boyfriend honestly thought that would work, he is obviously not an Heinzstein... (sorry, that was terrible)

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Looks like you're taking it from behind then.

How romantic.. he's the one, ur keeper I mean ;)

Boys dont seem to completely understand how the female body works during our periods. I've been asked how women survive while bleeding for a week strait once a month

Most (younger) guys probably still don't understand how their own body works

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I'm sure if it worked a lot of girls would be doing it!

If it worked there'd be dozens of products sold to automate it. Million dollar industry.