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By Keladrylady - 18/04/2015 00:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 210
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Keladrylady tells us more.

Keladrylady 24

OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.

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Top comments

Calingaladha 21

Obviously that wouldn't work. You have to smack the bottom until it all comes out.

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Mynamewontfi 40

If your boyfriend honestly thought that would work, he is obviously not an Heinzstein... (sorry, that was terrible)

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Comments

TheBelt 19

I think it's time for him to have the period talk.

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ItsDutch 16

Although he may not be the brightest crayon in the box, he does have his priorities straight.

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abNormal62 23

If either of you were named Heinz, it would just make this posting SLOW GOOD

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abNormal62 23

I hope he caught onto the how to's of sex quicker than he caught onto the how to's of anatomy. Is he easy enough on the eyes that you can overlook the lack of brains

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randomheartthrob 7

It's sweet he wanted it to end quicker but couldn't this make it worse?

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Catdragon 40

masturbation ends your period quicker because the squeezing of the muscles pushes the blood out faster, it also helps with cramps.

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Rosebudx 32

See, it just kinda puts in on a temporary hold for me (how temporary depends what day I'm on). It rushes out the next x-hours' worth and then stops for a bit, but then it comes back with a vengeance.

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xDawesome2 9

Plus you're horny as **** so you might as well

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