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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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Sorry honey

By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:07

How do you have that as a reflex?

marcranger 28

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:07

Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!

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evan_7899 28

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:20

what kind of relfex is that may I ask?

kurodansei 16

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:21

makes you wonder whi else has tried to kiss op to condition that reflex.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:26

The Reflex is an only child* because the boyfriend got kicked in the balls Fle-fle-fle-fle-flex :P

misslady23 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:32

Correction FHL (f*** his life) lol

drshn 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:39

I hope you completed the kiss that would ease his pain a bit.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:49

I be he can't wait for the first time with sex.

SavannahSunshine 26

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:09

Why on Earth is it a reflex for you to knee someone in the balls when they try to kiss you??

Cfjla15 6

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:21

unecessary comment

Goblin182 26

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:34

Now we know why you have a NEW boyfriend.

mdcdeve 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:20

You should probably seek help with that.

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