Love: Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss...

By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:07

How do you have that as a reflex?

marcranger 28

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:07

Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!

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olpally 32

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:21

No Giggity :( ouch.

astrazy 1

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:23

maybe he potentially gives the thought of insecurity.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:29

I think he knows that was on accident...unless I misread this...

Vnzlan_girl 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:30

love hurts lol

Larry01_fml 19

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:13

hey at least now he knows you wouldn't kiss anyone else!

kumarina 35

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:28

How you got that reflex??

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 6:10

"Reflexively"...? Exactly what caused you to develop THAT reflex??? F his L!

KushCrushin89 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 7:29

Is "reflexively" even a word? I think she meant instinctively. Maybe I'm wrong.

niftyismybitch 21

Sunday 13 October 2013 7:38

Looks like he'll have to develop a go-for-kiss-cover-balls reflex.

Golden_Rydes 3

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:37

Did u kiss it better?

Dcm210 19

Sunday 13 October 2013 14:42

You username is hilarious.

Golden_Rydes 3

Monday 14 October 2013 7:40

Hey thanks

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