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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Sunday 13 October 2013 2:07

How do you have that as a reflex?

marcranger 28

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:07

Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!

Comments

goth_pixie 15

Monday 14 October 2013 1:16

I don't think he'll try to kiss you again... the message that you gave him says "GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!"

ninjakomodo 3

Monday 14 October 2013 2:27

I haven't logged into this site for a long time...but I felt I needed to here for 2 reasons. Number 1 is to ask, how the hell does that become your reflex for someone trying to kiss you? Number 2, I could not stop cracking up at OP's username. The .shit got me.

strohm89 3

Monday 14 October 2013 4:08

Wow is your name Rachel and your cuddle buddy Joey. And are you friends.

divadro102 16

Monday 14 October 2013 6:12

If he's new what happened to the old boyfriend? Abuse from him or too much reflexes on your part?

jagonaut6 7

Monday 14 October 2013 15:15

You ******* idiot.

kalbrek009 20

Monday 14 October 2013 16:55

Yes OP, we want to know how you got this "reflex"..either you've done it many times before in order for it to become a "reflex" (for what reason we do not know) or you're just a jerk who's into using excuses to knee a guy's jewels....

sanecatlady 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:46

Why do people say to "grow a pair" when they want someone to toughen up? The slightest nudge to a guy's pair seems to result in excruciating pain. People should say "grow a ******" instead, they can take a pounding! Betty White said something like that. :)